As you know, I am on vacation (to my home, in Hawaii – you may be jealous). But that doesn’t mean you should suffer! Instead of leaving you with nothing, I’m giving you five of my favourite quotes about sport. Just so you know, this is not supposed to be about motivation… it’s supposed to make you laugh. Or at least smile.
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.” – Muhammad Ali
“The problem with winter sports is… they generally take place in the winter.” – Dave Barry
“I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and–regardless of their political or cultural differences–accuse each other of cheating.” – Dave Barry
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.” – Rodney Dangerfield (one of my all time favourites!)
“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.” – Jessica Park
“Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that – Bill Shankly
“The trouble with referees is that they just don’t care which side wins. – Tom Canterbury
And for a whole lotta good ones… check out this article. Seriously LOL-worthy. Oh, I’m sorry, was that unprofessional?