I am back from my “vacation” and I already need another vacation. Going home is always a performance – Hawaii is gorgeous, but there are family and friends to see in a limited amount of time… you know how it goes.
But now, my mother and I are at odds… which hasn’t happened much since I left for college (once she no longer had to worry about my curfew, grades or how short my dress was, we were the best of friends!). We are at odds because she does not agree with the point of this blog. Her comment?
“Why would anyone hire you if you’re just giving them your ideas for free?”
Good point, Mother Bear, good point.
So, potential employers… why do you want to hire me? Well, in short…
BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH MORE. You are sorely mistaken if you think I reveal even one-tenth of the ideas I have on this website. Even the ideas I do talk about, I never give all the information. Not only do I have more up my sleeve, but I can execute all these things. Sure, someone else who is already working for you might be able to get it done, but what will you do when they get stuck or when things aren’t working out? FAIL. I could fix it because it’s my brainchild. I know it like the back of my hand. Why would you bother with the watered-down version when you could have me?
So yes, I may give you some ideas on my blog and that’s because Penelope Trunk told me to do it. But you must know that there is so, so much more to what I can do than these lists and rants. Trust me. Or… don’t trust me. Hire me and make me prove it to you. Your choice.